“It’s not that easy to write a bad poem. You have to really think about it to make it fall flat like a frisbee.”

Yesterday morning I was listening to the morning bark on National Public Radio…I found out August 18 is National Bad Poetry Day. Bowza-Wowza! So, in honor of this important day, I have written a Bad Haiku.

Bad Haiku

I’m a haiku dog

Sniffing the ground for peE-Mail

So I can answer.

Dogs! Don’t miss this chance to write doggerel. Bad Poetry Day only happens once a year. The rest of the time you’ll want to be a profound hound!