dog fortune cookiesWow, we have everything here in the Bay Area. My human friend, Maria, sent me this photograph. It turns out, we even have dog fortune cookies! I wish I’d thought of that.  I started to pawnder what should be in a dog fortune cookie? Definitely us dogs would like a piece of freeze-dried liver in each one. Then I began searching around the dogosphere for fortune-for-dog ideas, and added  my own to the list:

If you want it…take it.

He likes to chase tails, but toward you his intentions are honorable.

The best bone is yet to come.

Look around; happiness is trying to catch you…and so is another dog.


Three dogs can share a bone if you get rid of two.

A journey to the dog park must begin with a single step.

You need not worry about your future, you’re a dog.

The slipper you chewed this morning will soon be discovered.

The answers you seek may be found at the library in the self-help for dogs section.

In the near future, you will have a strong desire for your dog bed.

A dog is never too old to learn a new trick.

You are loyal and seek to protect those you love.

There are two wags and a Frisbee in your future.

You are vigorous in bark and action.

A bone in the paw is worth two in the bush.

You will hit the jackpot of wealth, wet food, and wags.

The wise dog knows when to growl.

Never underestimate the cat next door.

You’d like to contribute unwanted noise to the household, but nobody likes a yapper.

Beware, your mailman will bite you tomorrow.

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