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Dear Ginger: My best friend, Winnie, has the most long and luxurious poodle ears. My mom cuts mine short. When I see Winnie, I just want to yank those beautiful ears. I think if she were really my best friend, she’d cut hers short so I don’t have to be jealous. What do you think? ~Green with Envy
Dear Green, I know you’re a dog, but you don’t have to be a b–ch. Let your friends shine. You’ll be a better poodle for it.
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