Pooches, usually I just stay in for New Year’s Eve, but this year I was in the mood to go out to see and be seen. So my friend, Ruby, and I got all dogged up and ready to go to the club. 
We were feeling pretty good in our boas and collars. But, we’re just two poodle girls, so we asked our friend Curtis to come along as security. He likes to be Security.
Our New Year’s plan was in full swing. We all snuck out of the house, and headed for The Bone Room.
But I guess I’m not really cut out for nightlife. The first thing we saw when we arrived were the bouncers. 
I started shaking, Ruby was wagging, and Curtis was barking his head off.
The bouncers looked skeptical, but then Ruby started to do the Nae Nae, and they signaled we could go in.
Suddenly this escapade didn’t seem like such a good idea. Curtis agreed, so we rounded Ruby up, and high-tailed it home back to bed.
I think next year, I’ll just stay in with a good book and a bone.