Dear Ginger: Recently I had the most amazing experience. I stopped by a friend’s house, and her human gave me a huge bone, three times the size of normal! It was a miracle of abundance. The problem is, it’s as long as my body, and I’m wondering if maybe it’s too much of a good thing. ~Chew Weary
Dear Weary: There is no such thing as too much of a good thing. That’s how humans think because they’re always worried if something good happens, that means something bad will happen next. Or sometimes they feel they aren’t worthy. You’re a dog, so never mind all of that nonsense. You have everything it takes to handle this bone. And if you feel too intimidated to chew it, you can at least hide it, hoard it, and check on it everyday to make sure it hasn’t been stolen. That always gives a canine satisfaction. ~Ginger
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